I am HaZZ.
I do stuff. Mostly games. But I do other stuff ... like Photoshop. I'm terrible, but I try. I'm just here to reblog stuff now. I don't go outside much. Enjoy.
Just watched Hoodie Allen Tour Life and felt the need to make this.
Hoodie Allen + Text To Speech = GIF quality.
I GIF’d this from Hoodie Allen Tour Life (Season 2, Episode 2)
<3 Pandora
Everytime I spit I just knock it out the ballpark, king of all the animals from antalope to aardvark, pardon all the small talk. I’m an aardvark too, bitch. Eatin’ lots of ants, wearing my aardvark shirt, on top of my aardvark pants. Skeetin’ on your face makin’ your nose all numb. Ain’t nothin’ colder than aardvark cum. Uh oh, I’m an astronaut bitch, eatin’ aardvark stew, and eating aardvark meat with a aardvark you. And if you’re an aarvark you, you’d freeze your ass. Aarvark jizz is fridgid gas. F*ck TIGERS, I’m an aardvark yo, when an aardvark cums it tastes like snow. Aardvark cums’ the coldest that you know, kinda wind-chill, 40 below.
EFRON! EFRON! EFRON!
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